Yellow Journalism, and the Party Bus Problem

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@partybusjohnson69 has recently been writing articles out of his ass with no knowledge of how the world works. He recently wrote several articles trashing Nintendo, and that’s what I’m here to defend. Nintendo has been an amazing company, which has been in operation for over 100 years. There is no conspiracy behind Nintendo’s underproduction of products. They simply constantly outperform, and the company has a demand that can’t be met and sets the standard in the video game industry. The deliverable is always an amazing product. This is what happens when an organization knows what to do, and they do it well.

The Party Bus Johnson Problem

If you don’t know who @partybusjohnson69 is, you can simply look up his trash articles.  He is incapable of producing a coherent thought, and he constantly voices misinformed ideals. At times, not all the time, but I can tell by reading his articles, the man is a total jackass. I attempted to remain silent on the issue, but earlier today, he released an article claiming that scalpers are the problem in the video game industry. This is incorrect. The problem with the video game industry is that people like @partybusjohnson69 exist and are writing yellow journalism. There’s no other way to describe the issue. He doesn’t talk about any issues but simply captivates an audience with glamorous headlines.

The Solution

We, as gamers, need to ignore anything from @partybusjohnson69, so we can continue talking about issues that we care about. For instance, Will Ferrell is currently working on a movie that will disgrace eSports as we know it. We don’t need Will Ferrell trying to belittle that means so much to so many of us. And, more importantly, we don’t need idiots like @partybusjohnson69 continuing with his yellow journalism tactics. Let’s focus on our issues and move forward.

 

 

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    Party Bus Johnson
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    My articles have more substance than this shit.

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    DTSympathizer
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    No they’re not Party Bus. No, they’re not

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    Party Bus Johnson
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    I took a shit this morning, and it looked 50 times better than this article. In fact, it looked better than your face.

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