Apple is releasing an Apple Book. Just a fucking book, and the high-end one comes at a price of $300. I thought this was a joke, but it is most definitely not. Based on this information, I felt it wise to write an early bird review on this product (this expensive ass book releases tomorrow).
- I can’t think of any.
- You can’t jerk off to it.
- You can’t jerk off with it.
- It’s a rip off.
- Really… I can go on forever here…
For those that are tight on money, they also offer a $200 variant, the Apple Book mini. You can buy them both for the small price of $500. They go well with an iPhone and a MacBook Pro.
Seeing as the book does not have a browser (with which you can browse porn) or play games, one is left to wonder who this book is catered to. Maybe it’s people that just want to give money to Apple, because they really don’t have much of it.
What does this have to do with video games you may ask? Nothing. But at the end of the day you have to ask yourself who is fucking over the general public more: the guy who wrote a shitty review, or the company that is selling an overwhelmingly overpriced product? Seriously, this isn’t even funny how overpriced this fucking book is. I’ve met loan sharks that wouldn’t rip people off to this degree.